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Offline ELB

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Caption Contest
« on: February 16, 2017, 08:15 AM »
Caption this.

Offline TOOLTOWN

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2017, 08:34 AM »
Don't worry, I've still got 9 more finge... 8 more fingers.

Ken

Offline Wooden Skye

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2017, 08:42 AM »
No thank you!  I like creativity, but this isn't one of those times.
Bryan

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Offline antss

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2017, 09:36 AM »
"SawStop unveils new miter saw - Bosch immediately files patent infringement lawsuit. "

Offline sheperd80

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2017, 10:05 AM »
The new Festool ks-glide with quick-fix motor change capability. Never wait for customer service to replace your burnt motor again. Limited time promo version comes with 2 spare motors in a green systainer (nevermind they sold out while you read this ad).

Buy the anti-kickback accessory rod (sold individually but requires 2) for added safety.

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« Last Edit: February 16, 2017, 10:33 AM by sheperd80 »

Offline RustE

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2017, 10:19 AM »
New OSHA Approved long-reach saw.

Offline rst

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2017, 11:08 AM »
Dropped saw and broke base...no problem  [wink]

Offline ELB

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2017, 11:30 AM »
looks 'good to go' to me. The only occupational safety hazard I see here is lack of connection to dust collector.

Heard often in this shop: "...hold my beer while I dimension this board using 'The Widowmaker'"

at least he's clamping the workpiece. Safety first.

E.
« Last Edit: February 16, 2017, 11:34 AM by ELB »

Offline Svar

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2017, 11:34 AM »
Here is the video of it in action. Not as bad as it looks.


Offline ELB

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2017, 11:40 AM »
Cool video of it in action - hadn't seen that.

glad to hear him acknowledge at the end that it is a 'a bit unsafe' and will be dismantled 'straight away'.

Offline Z48LT1

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2017, 12:49 PM »
I call it the "Hold my beer SCMS"

Hopefully - Gary

Offline 14scott

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2017, 01:03 PM »
"Fits right up against the wall. "

Offline mleny77

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2017, 02:39 PM »
Non-Festool users be like....."Yea! I made it myself." [embarassed]

Offline bkharman

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2017, 11:21 PM »
Thumbs up (just one though) from Stumpy Nubs!!

Cheers. Bryan.


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