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FESTOOL DISCUSSIONS => Fun, Games, Diversions => Topic started by: ELB on February 16, 2017, 08:15 AM

Title: Caption Contest
Post by: ELB on February 16, 2017, 08:15 AM
Caption this.
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Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: TOOLTOWN on February 16, 2017, 08:34 AM
Don't worry, I've still got 9 more finge... 8 more fingers.

Ken
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Post by: Wooden Skye on February 16, 2017, 08:42 AM
No thank you!  I like creativity, but this isn't one of those times.
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: antss on February 16, 2017, 09:36 AM
"SawStop unveils new miter saw - Bosch immediately files patent infringement lawsuit. "
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: sheperd80 on February 16, 2017, 10:05 AM
The new Festool ks-glide with quick-fix motor change capability. Never wait for customer service to replace your burnt motor again. Limited time promo version comes with 2 spare motors in a green systainer (nevermind they sold out while you read this ad).

Buy the anti-kickback accessory rod (sold individually but requires 2) for added safety.

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Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: RustE on February 16, 2017, 10:19 AM
New OSHA Approved long-reach saw.
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: rst on February 16, 2017, 11:08 AM
Dropped saw and broke base...no problem  [wink]
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: ELB on February 16, 2017, 11:30 AM
looks 'good to go' to me. The only occupational safety hazard I see here is lack of connection to dust collector.

Heard often in this shop: "...hold my beer while I dimension this board using 'The Widowmaker'"

at least he's clamping the workpiece. Safety first.

E.
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Svar on February 16, 2017, 11:34 AM
Here is the video of it in action. Not as bad as it looks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpAYXKe5OWE
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: ELB on February 16, 2017, 11:40 AM
Cool video of it in action - hadn't seen that.

glad to hear him acknowledge at the end that it is a 'a bit unsafe' and will be dismantled 'straight away'.
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Z48LT1 on February 16, 2017, 12:49 PM
I call it the "Hold my beer SCMS"

Hopefully - Gary
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Post by: 14scott on February 16, 2017, 01:03 PM
"Fits right up against the wall. "
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Post by: mleny77 on February 16, 2017, 02:39 PM
Non-Festool users be like....."Yea! I made it myself." [embarassed]
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Post by: bkharman on February 16, 2017, 11:21 PM
Thumbs up (just one though) from Stumpy Nubs!!

Cheers. Bryan.


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Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Bob D. on April 19, 2017, 09:11 PM
So he figured out to copy Bosch's design, the Chinese do that every day,
turn around, and sell the copy for huge profits with near zero R&D costs.

Nothing to be proud of there as far as I am concerned.
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Svar on April 19, 2017, 09:29 PM
So he figured out to copy Bosch's design, the Chinese do that every day,
turn around, and sell the copy for huge profits with near zero R&D costs.
Nothing to be proud of there as far as I am concerned.
So, if you built, for example, a Roubo workbench you can't be proud if it because its a copy? Bosch copied that design too. That double articulated arm style is at least 100 years old. BTW pendulum mortiser, aka Domino, is also a century old.
It's not as if he's trying to patent or sell it. Just a fun DIY project.
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: yetihunter on April 19, 2017, 11:06 PM
[attachimg=1]
Caption this.
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Post by: CarpentryandCustom on April 19, 2017, 11:28 PM
"And THAT, is how you fit the entire mitresaw into a systainer."
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Cheese on April 20, 2017, 09:33 AM
"SawStop unveils new miter saw - Bosch immediately files patent infringement lawsuit. "

 [thumbs up] [thumbs up] [thumbs up]
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: jobsworth on June 01, 2017, 03:45 AM
"Festool Releases The Newly Designed Kapex"

Or

"Hey guys watch this"
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: mrB on June 01, 2017, 07:11 AM
Thumb extraction compatible with 27mm & 36mm hoses. 👍