--- When your wife no longer notices that a new Festool systainer has shown up in your shop.
--- When your family vacations to Europe are planned around visiting Festool Dealers for NAINA. (Who cares what the wife and kids want to do!!)
--- When your most anticipated day of the year is when Festool announces new products.
--- When you keep an old Ryobi around for those times when your neighbor asks to borrow a drill.
--- When your stack of "Festool Fan" stickers reaches 1/2 inch high
--- When your German Dealer doesn't even blink when you order 40 toolies, 30 Swiss knives, 30 Clocks, and 10 folding rules.
--- When Festool is doing a demo day at your German Dealer, and he makes a point of personally introducing you to the Festool Rep.
--- When you have so many sortainers that you still haven't figured out what to put in them.
--- When the most frequently clicked button in your web surfing is the "Unread" button on FOG!
--- AND... When you beat yourself up for not having ordered one of Wayne's First Aid systainers.