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« on: January 19, 2012, 12:38 PM »

Hi

Today I will answer any questions
This is a one  day deal.
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2012, 02:09 PM »

Why is this only for one day?
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2012, 02:13 PM »

Ummmmm, how tall is Mt. Everest to the nearest inch?

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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2012, 02:21 PM »

Why is this only for one day?

Good question.   Big Grin

I'll ask a followup question -- what made you decide to do this today?   Huh?!
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« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2012, 04:34 PM »

Get it quick!
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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2012, 05:44 PM »

1. How are you?
2. Where've you been?
3. Are you back? Hope so. 

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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2012, 06:10 PM »


Does it come with cheese or do I have to pay extra?

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« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2012, 08:56 PM »

Why?
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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2012, 10:25 PM »

Do the questions have to be phoned in?
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2012, 09:19 AM »

Why should there be a law banning sesquipedalianism on

internet forums?

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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2012, 01:51 PM »

Hmmmmmmm, times up.


Per , you out there?  You did say "any questions".   Did you mean woodworking/ carpentry questions?   Want to extend the time period?


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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2012, 02:13 PM »

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2012, 02:41 PM »

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Prepare yourself to be catapulted into a fjord...

African or European?
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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2012, 02:53 PM »

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Daniel

Prepare yourself to be catapulted into a fjord...

African or European?


Carrying a coconut or unladen?


Actually this makes me think of the Dam Busters  NOVA  that was just on.  Eek!



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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2012, 02:58 PM »

Kevin:

I, I don't know AAAHHH...

Seth:

Yes those crazy Brits had some very unique weapons.  And I believe the quote was unladen, could be wrong though.


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« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2012, 03:16 PM »

Do the questions have to be phoned in?

I thought the inclusion of a phone number meant you had to call.

So I called.











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« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2012, 03:38 PM »

Kevin:

I, I don't know AAAHHH...

Seth:

Yes those crazy Brits had some very unique weapons.  And I believe the quote was unladen, could be wrong though.


Daniel

and the crazy brit who developed te bouncing bomb lived about 1/4 mile from my house...
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« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2012, 03:55 PM »

Kevin:

I, I don't know AAAHHH...

Seth:

Yes those crazy Brits had some very unique weapons.  And I believe the quote was unladen, could be wrong though.


Daniel

and the crazy brit who developed te bouncing bomb lived about 1/4 mile from my house...

That was an amazing achievement!
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« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2012, 03:59 PM »

Kevin:

I, I don't know AAAHHH...

Seth:

Yes those crazy Brits had some very unique weapons.  And I believe the quote was unladen, could be wrong though.


Daniel

and the crazy brit who developed te bouncing bomb lived about 1/4 mile from my house...

That was an amazing achievement!

maybe so but 1 that caused the loss of life and i read he wasn't proud of that at all
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« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2012, 05:11 PM »

One day, DUH
How can it be one day when you wont answer this for a week.

Do helicopters eat their young?

Do mental blocks have square corners?

The OZS are you cant.
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« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2012, 05:51 PM »

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns in packs of 12?

What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?

What is the square root of two squared?


Hmm, more on topic for the forum...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2012, 06:45 PM »

why did the chicken cross the road

chicken or egg first
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« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2012, 06:56 PM »

or a combination :  

How many chickens would a woodchuck toss if he was in the mood for chicken or egg salad if no one was around to take a picture of the helicopter holding the immovable mental block which was being circled by a swallow which liked Big Gulps but whose clutches were empty because it didn't have a clutch purse but would also settle for a a bare hotdog bun because the bun is bread and bread can be used to buy the Big Gulp which of course is what a swallow would swallow in if the possibility of a square meal was so slim as to not be measurable?

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« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2012, 08:02 PM »

or a combination : 

How many chickens would a woodchuck toss if he was in the mood for chicken or egg salad if no one was around to take a picture of the helicopter holding the immovable mental block which was being circled by a swallow which liked Big Gulps but whose clutches were empty because it didn't have a clutch purse but would also settle for a a bare hotdog bun because the bun is bread and bread can be used to buy the Big Gulp which of course is what a swallow would swallow in the possibility of a square meal was so slim as to not be measurable?

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« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2012, 08:21 PM »

or a combination :  

How many chickens would a woodchuck toss if he was in the mood for chicken or egg salad if no one was around to take a picture of the helicopter holding the immovable mental block which was being circled by a swallow which liked Big Gulps but whose clutches were empty because it didn't have a clutch purse but would also settle for a a bare hotdog bun because the bun is bread and bread can be used to buy the Big Gulp which of course is what a swallow would swallow in the possibility of a square meal was so slim as to not be measurable?

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« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2012, 08:28 PM »

or a combination : 

How many chickens would a woodchuck toss if he was in the mood for chicken or egg salad if no one was around to take a picture of the helicopter holding the immovable mental block which was being circled by a swallow which liked Big Gulps but whose clutches were empty because it didn't have a clutch purse but would also settle for a a bare hotdog bun because the bun is bread and bread can be used to buy the Big Gulp which of course is what a swallow would swallow in the possibility of a square meal was so slim as to not be measurable?

Peter

HUH ?!?         4 ?

Zero.  If there were no pictures it didn't happen.   Big Grin

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« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2012, 09:08 PM »

Why are you impersonating the Spectabular Internet Oracle?

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« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2012, 09:36 PM »

One day, DUH
How can it be one day when you wont answer this for a week.

Do helicopters eat their young?

Do mental blocks have square corners?

The OZS are you cant.

Well Bob, it's good to know you're still above ground. Big Grin Thumbs Up Big Grin
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« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2012, 11:36 PM »

No answer.

It was his ex-girlfriend's number.  C'mon, you think he's gonna post his own number on an internet forum?

(Just kidding, Per & Michael!)

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« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2012, 11:50 PM »

What day is it today?
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