the MDF cops
ne, nah, ne nah................... screech of tyres, blue flashing lights, doors slam, rushing feet
mdf cop 1:- what are you doing
dd:- wot
mdf cop 2:- own up....... you did it
dd:- im sawing a bit of mdf
mdf cop 1:- you're deliberatly damaging that MFT
dd:- im a carpenter
mdf cop 2:- thats vandalism
mdf cop 1:- AND criminal damage
mdf cop 2:- AND tool abuse
mdf cop 1:- watch out he's got claw hammer on his belt
mdf cop 2:- he's got a stanley knife as well
mdf cop 1:- thats two deadly weapons already
dd:- they aint............ im a carpenter
mdf cop 1:- dont make it worse for yourself
mdf cop 2:- thats criminal damage and carrying deadly weapons with intent to cause grevious harm to mdf
mdf cop 1:- thats enough, you're a dangerous criminal son, come with us........... you're nicked