Just So, imagine:
"All FESTOOL, All The Time" Certainly FOG many members who could be the star and chief demonstrator. Others could be the loyal sidekick.
Personally I would nominate the displaced "Hometime" sidekick Robin Hartl who did her best to keep a straight face next to Dean Johnson from 1993 until 2005.
The current "Hometime" gal is younger and as attractive, Miriam Johnson (no relation to Dean Johnson)
#17 Sancho57, that is Conchata Ferrell who plays "Berta" Charlie's housekeeper. Currently she is available.
#2 Ken Nagrod, it was Richard Karn who played "Al Borland" on "Home Improvements"
The original "Tool Girl" "Lisa" was played by Pamela Anderson on all the first season and additional shows, a total of 38
Woodcraft, a Festool dealer, sponsors the series "Rough Cut: Woodworking With Tommy Mac" MacDonald. Some PBS stations carry it. It was part of a DIY 2 hour block on KOCE, PBS SoCal along with Hometime, Ask This Old House and This Old House. Then in March that became a 1 hour DIY block with just Ask TOH and TOH. Tommy MacDonald is younger than Norm. He rotates sidekicks, Tommy only uses tools sold by Woodcraft.
How about "Tag Team FESTOOL Shop Time" starring Steve Bace and Brain Sedgeley who could tour North America in a white van with Festool logos closely followed by an 18-wheeler filled with the contents of the Henderson Training Center, including the cork floor? They would set up in various venues, like Antiques Roadshow. People would sign up for classes, which would be covered by several Hi-Def digital cameras, controlled from a production truck which follows the 18-wheeler. With Brian S and Steve B there would be no need for a writing staff.
Tag Team FESTOOL Shop Time would help satisfy the dreams of many FOGGERS to bring training classes to many locations and to also provide video recorded classes for TV, cable and streaming.
Think FESTOOL and forget the "Bimford 3000"!