When:
1. A friend suggests that you should read more, so you go out & get extra copies of the Festool catalogue so that no matter which part of the house you're in, you'll always have one to hand...
2. A friend mentions (s)he's bought a new tool, and you can instantly think of a dozen reasons why the Festool version is better...
3. You ring your Festool dealer, and he mentions offhand that there's something new coming out, and you say you'll have one before you even know what it is...
4. You buy systainers for all your other tools, just so you can pretend you have more Festool gear than you *actually* do...
5. Despite buying a systainer to put your old jigsaw in (see no. 4), within a month you've ordered a PS300...
6. You see a new tool that seems to solve a problem you're having, but it's the wrong colour & the dust port is the wrong size, so you happily pay twice as much for something that does the same thing, but with more style...
7. You bragg about the length of you guide rails...
8. You look down on other tradesmen, 'cos they spend half the day lugging odd-shaped boxes out of the van...
9. You spend too much of your life on this website...
10. You spend 20 mins compiling top 10 lists like this one!!!
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