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’Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the shop
Not a tool was a-stirring, not a broom nor a mop
The Festools were nestled snug in their systainers
As they’d come from the factory, on ships in containers
When out on the floor there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter
The problem was simple - before I retired
Some work on a project was clearly required
There was wood to be routed, and boards to be cut
And joints to be made, whether lap-seam or butt
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a wall made of Sysrolls, standing ready and near.
I said not a word, but went straight to my work
The tools ran so smooth - not a shudder or jerk
I used them in turn, and to each gave a try
Their finesse and precision so amazing, oh my!
On Rotex, on Kapex, on Carvex and more
On Planex, and Cleantec’s - oh, you’re making me poor!
But you’re pleasant to work with, a delight just to hold
You have fabulous function, tho' your price is like gold
It’s hard to explain, and some think you’re a fool
but you know that you always reach first for Festool
Though I beveled and chamfered and sanded and more
My faithful CT kept all dust off the floor
In a flash I was finished, my project complete
With lines clean and perfect, and finish so sweet
That I had to exclaim, as I turned out the light
Have a Festool green Christmas, and to all a good night!
Not a tool was a-stirring, not a broom nor a mop
The Festools were nestled snug in their systainers
As they’d come from the factory, on ships in containers
When out on the floor there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter
The problem was simple - before I retired
Some work on a project was clearly required
There was wood to be routed, and boards to be cut
And joints to be made, whether lap-seam or butt
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a wall made of Sysrolls, standing ready and near.
I said not a word, but went straight to my work
The tools ran so smooth - not a shudder or jerk
I used them in turn, and to each gave a try
Their finesse and precision so amazing, oh my!
On Rotex, on Kapex, on Carvex and more
On Planex, and Cleantec’s - oh, you’re making me poor!
But you’re pleasant to work with, a delight just to hold
You have fabulous function, tho' your price is like gold
It’s hard to explain, and some think you’re a fool
but you know that you always reach first for Festool
Though I beveled and chamfered and sanded and more
My faithful CT kept all dust off the floor
In a flash I was finished, my project complete
With lines clean and perfect, and finish so sweet
That I had to exclaim, as I turned out the light
Have a Festool green Christmas, and to all a good night!
