Funny Things Customers Say

Chris Wong said:
I get many requests for a 1/4" diameter flush trim router bit (bearing on the shank) with a 1/4" shank.

Really? I much prefer my 1/4" cutters with 1/2" shanks LOL
 
what do you mean , are you saying I cant glue this shelf to the wall instead of putting a bracket under it.

she wanted me to glue the side of the shelf to the wall with nothing else holding it up.
 
Chris Wong said:
I get many requests for a 1/4" diameter flush trim router bit (bearing on the shank) with a 1/4" shank.
  Those actually do exist check out the Whiteside RFT2100
 
Chris Wong said:
I get many requests for a 1/4" diameter flush trim router bit (bearing on the shank) with a 1/4" shank.

I see that Elite Tools currently has two of them in stock...
 
I was doing a small trim job, and there was another company working upstairs on a bath reno. Every time the homeowner talked to me, he wanted to know what I thought of the time it was taking them to get the work done. I don't believe in cutting other tradesmen down behind their back, so I would tactfully navigate through without offering my opinion.

I went back the other day for consultation, as they also want me to build some furniture. He shows me the bath, as he wants custom (expensive ;) shelving built for it,  and comments that the fellow who was setting the tile had said he hated doing tile work.

I said that I really enjoy tiling, upon which he says,"Oh wow, wish I had known that ten weeks ago!"

Part of me wanted to say, "I wish that too!"
 
I wasn't clear enough. I meant TEMPLATE bit, with a bearing on the shank. The RFT2100 has the bearings on the end.
 
[size=12pt]"Can I help you with a paint brush." [Display of house painting brushes]

"Are any of these Hog Bristle?"

"What do you want to use it for Sir? "
[size=14pt]
"RustConverter"  [eek]
 
Untidy Shop said:
[size=12pt]"Can I help you with a paint brush." [Display of house painting brushes]

"Are any of these Hog Bristle?"

"What do you want to use it for Sir? "
[size=14pt]
"RustConverter"  [eek]
.  But of course, excellent choice Sir ,since you’re Organic Bristles with Organic Rust..... [poke] [poke]
 
leakyroof said:
Untidy Shop said:
[size=12pt]"Can I help you with a paint brush." [Display of house painting brushes]

"Are any of these Hog Bristle?"

"What do you want to use it for Sir? "
[size=14pt]
"RustConverter"  [eek]
.  But of course, excellent choice Sir ,since you’re Organic Bristles with Organic Rust..... [poke] [poke]


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My Great Uncle owned a Car Mechanic shop,  on day my future aunt came In and said “I need a quart of oil”.  My uncle replied 10-20 or 10-30.  She turned around and walked out, she said she only brought $5.
 
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