Handy Definitions

Mr Heavy

Mr Heavy

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Obsessive
- anyone with one more systainer than I own. (This is a universal definition anyone can use,)

Festhooligan
- an anti-social who performs acts of vandalism to very precise tolerances, perfectly squarely.

Counterbore
- bloke behind the till at the tool store who wants to tell you all about his vacation while you're trying to negotiate discount.

THERE ARE WORSE TO COME...
 
Kapexity-  Justification to spouse for Festool purchase  “The Kapexity of this project requires a xxxxx.”

Holy Mackerel- Chap who uses the LR32 without watching the video

Holy Man- Chap who watches the video before using the LR32

Holier than Thou-Chap who makes the video on how to use the LR32

Lootsef- Code word when spouse may overhear you talking about yet another  purchase This is related taking the cure for a reniatsys deficiency.

Festoolie- Your kid who ratted on you to his mother about your latest Festool purchase.

Green with envy- Visited friend’s shop

Green acres- What your spouse thinks of your shop.
 
Fool - what you are when haven't got enough sexy tools ... as in - No, I'm just a Fool [sad]
 
Oh how I miss Sniglets. One of my favorites was "Cinemuck". It is that stuff that sticks to you feet at the movie theater.

I will have to think of some for the FOG.

 
bkharman said:
Oh how I miss Sniglets. One of my favorites was "Cinemuck". It is that stuff that sticks to you feet at the movie theater.

I will have to think of some for the FOG.
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I think my favorite was Musquirt. Its that runny stuff that comes out of the mustard bottle before the mustard does.
 
Gwerner said:
bkharman said:
Oh how I miss Sniglets. One of my favorites was "Cinemuck". It is that stuff that sticks to you feet at the movie theater.

I will have to think of some for the FOG.
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I think my favorite was Musquirt. Its that runny stuff that comes out of the mustard bottle before the mustard does.
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I feel ill [crying]
 
Feeling Ill?

How about a  Festool bib:

Fesdrool- The slop that seeps out when coveting another Festool purchase
 
Clark...  Are you really Rick Little in disguise??

You churn the Festool-isms out pretty darn quick!!

 
Old Version L.S.M.F.T  “Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco.”

New Version: L. S. M.F. T. “ Let’s score more Festool today

Family Dinner Table Version L.S.M. F.F.T.- Lord, save me from Festool talk

 
One we used in the sand box but can fit here

Ruminit- rumour intelligence

Rumours that appear prior to Festool releasing their newest products.

Rumour Control- thread on FOG started where new tool rumours are discussed and controlled by the perpetrators of such rumours

Candy store- tool store that has all the goodies

OpSec- operational security,secretly developing a plan and keeping it a secret that is used when sneaking new tools past the wife and into the shop before she notices

Detente- buying your wife some cheap gift when you buy a Festool in order to keep peace . Refer to OpSec
 
For the IT folks (most probably know this one) there is this:

Someone makes a silly computer mistake. You ask if they had the ID 10 T error. Put it together and it looks like this...

ID10T error.

:D

 
This seems particularly appropriate, given recent developments on the left coast of the US: "Transvestheight: The difference between the jockstrap and the bra." 
 
FesCool

--Yeah Bro!

or:
a small Li-Ion refrigeration unit. Fits in systainer with a couple of beers or a bottle of Moet. -- Tool suggestion!!
 
Another one for Holier than thou - person who has more Holy rails than you

Holy Roller - person who takes a chance and upgrades his rails to holy rails even though he doesn't own an LR32 yet
 
Fe stool:  The consequence of eating too much spinach!

...yeah, I've got that kind of mind...
 
A lot of us think we are Experts at something. I often wonder.
an Ex is a has been
A spert is a drip under pressure.
Tinker
 
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