Has anyone developed the urge to make a TARDIS ?

Kev

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I've got a bit of Doctor Who fever I think ... I'm thinking it'd be really cool. The sort of thing GhostFist probably does in his sleep.

I think my wife just may order me a white jacket with very long sleeves  [unsure]
 
The BBC ran a contest not long ago.  People submitted their own TARDIS for judging.

But yes, bow ties are cool...

Daniel
 
The trick is to make it bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. I use a low budget TARDIS every time I drink too much and de-materialize  then re-materialize in a new location a great distance away during a completely different time period (often hours into the future). Oddly I can never find the keys while I'm sober so I've not had the opportunity to use this incredible device for good, only evil. I'll try to remember to snap some pictures the next time I drink an inhuman amount of whiskey, although they may be used against me in court so probably not a good idea. You understand I'm sure.
 
GhostFist said:
The trick is to make it bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. I use a low budget TARDIS every time I drink too much and de-materialize  then re-materialize in a new location a great distance away during a completely different time period (often hours into the future). Oddly I can never find the keys while I'm sober so I've not had the opportunity to use this incredible device for good, only evil. I'll try to remember to snap some pictures the next time I drink an inhuman amount of whiskey, although they may be used against me in court so probably not a good idea. You understand I'm sure.

The court on Gallifrey ?

Similar thing happens to me - I've come to the conclusion that time travel makes me very sick ... I also think that time travel must have something to do with empty bottles (still trying to understand this).
 
When we used to go on exercise (Army manoeuvres) we were made to use those awful chemical lavatories that look a little bit like the Tardis - the lads called them 'Turdis' of course. They were opposite to the Tardis because when you went in with your webbing and weapon the whole world seemed tiny and space was a bit of an issue.

Did you hear that all the lavatories in Birmingham were stolen last week. A police spokesman said that they are investigating but, so far, have nothing to go on.

Time travel? Read my book - Stone Message.

Peter
 
Kev said:
GhostFist said:
The trick is to make it bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. I use a low budget TARDIS every time I drink too much and de-materialize  then re-materialize in a new location a great distance away during a completely different time period (often hours into the future). Oddly I can never find the keys while I'm sober so I've not had the opportunity to use this incredible device for good, only evil. I'll try to remember to snap some pictures the next time I drink an inhuman amount of whiskey, although they may be used against me in court so probably not a good idea. You understand I'm sure.

The court on Gallifrey ?

Similar thing happens to me - I've come to the conclusion that time travel makes me very sick ... I also think that time travel must have something to do with empty bottles (still trying to understand this).

I think you are all on the right track.  I had this happen the other night in Atlantic City.  I re-materialized many hours later, in a different location, with 4 new companions...

I shall start to investigate as well.

Daniel
 
Kev said:
I've got a bit of Doctor Who fever I think ... I'm thinking it'd be really cool.

I built a fully working, functional Tardis, but when I flew it from Toronto to Montreal it took eight hours. I can drive my car from Toronto to Montreal in six hours, so I threw my Tardis in the trash bin.

I think my wife just may order me a white jacket with very long sleeves  [unsure]

I don't have a wife, but my cat thinks I'm crazy, so I guess that counts for something.  :)
 
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