How to buy Festool products with lies.

I know this video is longer than 5 minutes, I know this not what they are looking for but I just wanted to make something funny.I know I am not the only one having some problems when purchasing expensive tools and justifying it to your wife. Enjoy!
 
Hey you hit a home run with it in my books. I am sure we have all done this. If my wife wasn't such a clean freak i would have a hard time getting her to agree but she likes the dust collection more than i do. Anyway great job best i have seen in contest yet definetely funny.
 
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'She', just asked what I was laughing at? Do I tell her?  [eek]
 
Nice.  [big grin] You may need to use your Festools to build a dog house for yourself.

And, yes, it is a bread cutter.

 
Sparky said:
Hey you hit a home run with it in my books. I am sure we have all done this. If my wife wasn't such a clean freak i would have a hard time getting her to agree but she likes the dust collection more than i do. Anyway great job best i have seen in contest yet definetely funny.

I am seriously lying a lot about the Festool, she thinks all my tools are cheap ;D
 
I could have used the clamp idea with 2 toddlers a couple years ago...

Would you use a router or sander as the salad spinner?
 
Saltan Wood Works said:
Sparky said:
Hey you hit a home run with it in my books. I am sure we have all done this. If my wife wasn't such a clean freak i would have a hard time getting her to agree but she likes the dust collection more than i do. Anyway great job best i have seen in contest yet definetely funny.

I am seriously lying a lot about the Festool, she thinks all my tools are cheap ;D

Reminds me of the expression: "when I pass away, don't let my wife sell my tools for the price I told her"
 
Saltan Wood Works said:
Stoli said:
I could have used the clamp idea with 2 toddlers a couple years ago...

Would you use a router or sander as the salad spinner?
I would :)

What was I thinking, the salad spinner should obviously be a drill.
 
PaulMarcel said:
Saltan Wood Works said:
Sparky said:
Hey you hit a home run with it in my books. I am sure we have all done this. If my wife wasn't such a clean freak i would have a hard time getting her to agree but she likes the dust collection more than i do. Anyway great job best i have seen in contest yet definetely funny.

I am seriously lying a lot about the Festool, she thinks all my tools are cheap ;D

Reminds me of the expression: "when I pass away, don't let my wife sell my tools for the price I told her"
Lol..
 
When she mentioned cutlery I assumed you were going to pull out a brand new TS55REQ.  Carve the turkey with NO TEAROUT AT ALL!
 
fshanno said:
When she mentioned cutlery I assumed you were going to pull out a brand new TS55REQ.  Carve the turkey with NO TEAROUT AT ALL!

I could have been in more trouble [smile]
 
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