Hows the weather?

[Brice Burrell]

  Per you got it all wrong, move to Pittsburgh. The weather is great, no extremes. We have three rivers yet flooding is isolated to certain areas. I'm less than a mile from one of the rivers and well over a hundred feet above the water, if flood water starts coming close we'll all need an Ark. The rolling hills prevent tornados, far enough from Lake Erie that we don't get lake affect snow and it hasn't hit 100 degrees or below 0 in over a decade. How many places can say that and still have seasons, I sure enjoy the fall foliage. Pittsburgh, PA

 

[Per Swenson]

But, but, but, Brice,

No.

No offense.

But no.

Its Pittsburgh.

Lovely town. Yes, I have been there.

Unfortunately, for this coastal elitist, it reminds me of Cleveland or maybe Cincinnati.

I have now just offended everyone in Pennsylvania and Ohio. Sorry.

See, if I was in Pittsburgh, I would want some severe weather to liven things up. ;D

Per

 

[Brice Burrell]

We have "Yinzers" to liven things up in Pittsburgh.

 

[dirtydeeds]

being english i had to google "yinsers"

here is a solution to the problem

 

[Per Swenson]

See what I mean?

Dear Folks,

Wondering what Brice is talkin 'bout?

Here, Yinzer "A Picksburgh native who talks right, n'at. " (Submitted by Palmer Davis, Pittsburgh)

From here, Allegheny Whitefish

Per