I need help....is there a doctor in the house?

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Chelt Steve

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Dear Doctor,
I only discovered Festools about 4 years ago, and since then I have acquired a van full for my kitchen fitting. Do you have any pills to dampen my lust for them? Maybe something like a reverse viagara, before the Mrs books me into rehab. I've even started to buy their fan merchandise now just to satisfy my craving.
Please help!
 
yes there is .
start with the smallest dominoes twice a day and move up a size every other week. eventually the cravings will  stop
 
Chelt Steve said:
Thank you Dr. Alan, yes I think the largest domino will make me think twice...
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The smaller ones are taken orally. As you move up the sizes, they become suppositories.  You have to decide the crossover point! [big grin]

I have searched for any treatment program to quit... Hypnosis, acupuncture, aversion therapy, 12-step, patches and gum....but nothing works!  It gets even worse.  I am now in a position that the only way to feed my fix would be to buy duplicates. [scared]

Good luck [sad]

Frank
 
I hope festool never offer some kind of credit or payments to get more tools. Otherwise I'll be in big debt
 
I keep telling myself, ok ok you have all you need now! That was 6 purchases ago! I too have been buying fan swag, notebook last week! I do want the wall clock for the workshop when I can find it in stock
 
The only treatment I have found for this condition is the "Ticked Off Wife."

On the other hand, this condition leads to those suffering to perform acts resulting in "Happy Wife."

As a result of the various side effects of the treatments, and their variable oscillations,  I have not found a consistent treatment for this condition.

PM me if you would like to contribute to my further research on this condition and it's treatments  ;D

Dr. Ed
 
There is a remedy for theorised off wife syndrome, it's send her to the store therapy, and avoidance, by avoidance hide the systainer until she's not around and sneak it into the shop,mthe tell her I've had this for a along time when she asks.
 
Once you have 20-25 systainers, it's easy to just hide another one in the herd.  When they went from Classic to T-Lock, that screwed me up for a half dozen or so.  The Kapex and the CMS are just too obvious.  They need to make deflatable versions that will fit in a sys 5. 
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I wonder would there be a market for decoy systainers . maybe inflatable like arm bands.
thinking about a new purchase , order your decoy a month or 2 in advance.
let the misses get acclimatised to it before you have your plan in place.
if she works it out then you can tell her its a joke and you wanted to se how she would react
 
As long as I'm making money with the tools she's cool with it!
Just have to fetp bringing home the bacon...

Nigel

Ps there seems to be no cure. I think it's dometing to do with the blue and green colour combo.
It's sone kind of futuristic subliminal primal marketing....
 
My hand was starting to shake.....so I just ordered the Notebook!...that should fix me for a minute or two....
 
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