Steve, I love your decorating scheme - "late attic, early basement".
While mine has tended toward "retro inherited", I have quite a collection of IKEA stuff that I'm planning on gradually replacing. I think that's IKEA's niche - nice looking (if you like Danish modern), cheap furniture for your first house. And I think it lasts quite well - as long as you don't move it! Those bookcases and cabinets are fine until you try to pick them up. Then the veneers peel and the tops fall off.
I still think it would be fun to give each of us Festoolians a single sheet of veneered particle board, some edge banding, and an assortment of fasteners, and get us to design a piece of furniture that uses the minimum number of cuts, minimizes waste, is easily assembled, and packs flat. Good exercise in design within strong constraints. Kind of like Top Chef, but with wood.


I still think it would be fun to give each of us Festoolians a single sheet of veneered particle board, some edge banding, and an assortment of fasteners, and get us to design a piece of furniture that uses the minimum number of cuts, minimizes waste, is easily assembled, and packs flat. Good exercise in design within strong constraints. Kind of like Top Chef, but with wood.