Introduction (Dog Ate My Homework Edition)

hasslefactor

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Hello everyone! One of my New Year's resolutions was to finally get around to formally introducing myself here, so I've decided to get that accomplished before it falls by the wayside (along with all my other resolutions  [laughing] ).

I never imagined ever becoming remotely interested in woodworking, let alone actually trying to do it. About three years ago, I bought a Rotex 150 for the purpose of restoring the gelcoat on our sailboat. The only other power tool I owned at the time was a cordless Dremel with two dead batteries (a situation, incidentally, that I have since learned how to avoid). As you can imagine, I had no clue how to use my awesomely cool new dual-mode sander, even though I HAD done enough research to be absolutely certain it was going to be exactly the right tool for the job.

And it was. In fact, that project turned out to be a great success, and has been briefly posted about here, here, and here.

By the way, I had bought a CT Mini along with the Rotex because I also happened to have a lot of drywall sanding to do at the time. Worked like a charm.

Now, if you don't mind, I would just like to take a moment to observe that there are a number of very, very evil people in the world - some of them (you know who you are) right here among us. After offering me loads of invaluable advice relating to my boat project, these evil geniuses proceeded to badger me unmercifully about woodworking, while I did my best to ignore them. Surely anyone who has ever shopped for Festools can agree that this was not an imprudent effort on my part.

Anyway, once the boat was done, I figured it couldn't hurt to put the Rotex to use refinishing an old desk. Once again, the nefarious cheering section offered excellent advice, and the fact that I still haven't put said desk back together two years later is not a reflection of the usefulness of that input. Rather it's because I am an Olympic quality procrastinator (but hey, we all have to stick with what we're good at, right?). Also, the evil cheering section distracted me from the task. Sort of.

Just HOW insidiously evil were they, you want to know?

Well... it's like this....

First someone slyly mentioned card scrapers. Then, once I began having trouble getting the pieces of that desk to stay put while trying to do all this work on the floor of my office, someone else slyly suggested that perhaps a bench might make things a bit easier. Then I made the mistake of asking my friend Rick (aka "Ick") Christopherson for advice on selecting a ready made bench.

Next thing I knew, I was driving to his workshop with a load of this:

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... for the purpose of building this (Oh look, there's Ick now! This beast - the bench, not Ick - weighs well over 200 lbs. I still can't believe the two of us managed to schlep it up the hill from the shop by ourselves):

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Once I got it home, I figured I'd just put it in this perfectly suitable space in our basement:

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Meanwhile, the evil voices are still out there, only NOW they're chanting.... "Laurie needs a shop.... Laurie needs a shop....."

To be fair, what with the bad light and the ugly concrete floor, any reasonable person would concede they had a point.
Besides, it's not like I was going to do something insane, like actually turn the place into a real shop.
I mean, seriously, That would be ridiculous. So I went shopping for some VCT flooring.

And it wasn't long before the space looked like this:
(Hey, give me a break. I'm a girl, okay? And I like red. Besides, it looks great with Festools.)

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So you must be wondering, with such a nice space, why DON'T I have the desk done?

Oh... I don't know....

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... but I'm sure it has something to do with the evil people.  [wink]
The same ones responsible for the TS55... and the MFT... and....
... well, you know how it is.

Looking forward to participating more here.
And to lots of good advice. I'm gonna need it.  [big grin]

 
Laurie,

Glad to see you back.  Hope that you have a project in the work now that you are done with the sugar rush of the holidays.  Anything in the works?

Peter
 
Thanks, Peter! Doing a little reorganizing in my shop, and then I'm thinking it's time to start
making a box that actually turns into a, um... box. Third time's the charm, they say.
 
Don't feel bad about the desk ... I half built a work bench 17 years ago and to this day it sits as a "rustic" work table in the kitchen (moved house and put it there temporarily).

I also still have some of the merbau that was to used for the drawers, vices, detail, etc.

 
Thanks, Kev - I feel better now!

But what I really want to know NOW is... did you take that photo for your avatar?
(Because seriously - it's awesome).
 
I have a suggestion for HF.  How about you describe what you are looking for in the design of a box based on your creative mind and then we can give you ideas to consider?  Then you can apply the creative side that you have and we can come along as you go thru the process and learn or remember the joys of learning again.

Just an idea.

Peter
 
Peter Halle said:
I have a suggestion for HF.  How about you describe what you are looking for in the design of a box based on your creative mind and then we can give you ideas to consider?  Then you can apply the creative side that you have and we can come along as you go thru the process and learn or remember the joys of learning again.

Just an idea.

Peter

Well, ya see... the box is actually going to be a, um....
(shhh, don't tell anyone).... JointMaker Pro project  [eek]

But I do have some OTHER projects in mind that will be more Festoolish.
Example: I REALLY want to build a Murphy bed for our guest room.

 
Laurie,

Just remember the more creative the  project, the more tools you will need.    Muahahaha

TOOL ADVISORS FOCUS HERE !!!

Seth
 
hasslefactor said:
Thanks, Kev - I feel better now!

But what I really want to know NOW is... did you take that photo for your avatar?
(Because seriously - it's awesome).

I've been in that exact spot, with similar fog, a couple of times - but honestly I didn't snap that particular frame.

There's a few freakish days each year when you get a low blanket of fog through Sydney and photo opportunities are awesome.
 
So how come YOUR introduction page has pictures of me and the dog.....

But you are notably absent?

Hmmm?

Could it be because you have something to hide?

Are we just a little bashful?

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I may have had to scour the internet to find bad hats for Shane to wear...

But you require no photoshop skills at all...

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Oh. If you gift wrap one of those nice planes and send it to me.....

I WON'T post the 3rd picture.....

You have 24 hours to comply........

Or the "dimple cheeks" picture goes LIVE!!


 
Hey Laurie

Great introduction. It's good to have you here. Your shop looks better than my living room!  [big grin]

- Kristian
 
Hi Laurie -

From the photos, it's clear you have excellent taste in tools...

Great shop too!

Cheers,

Rob
 
Thanks, Kristian!

Good eye, Rob. Actually, if it weren't for YOU, I never would have been able to take my bench home that day. When we were installing my Veritas twin screw vise, we discovered it had shipped with two follower screws. Rick contacted you, and you agreed to ship him a drive screw. Rick has the same vise on his bench, so we took it apart, and put Rick's drive screw in MY bench so I could take it home. So thanks so much for your part in completing my bench!

Rick, you may want to watch your step, buddy. If you share that other picture of me, I will disclose exactly how long it took for you to put your vise back together after you received Rob's package. Hahahahhahahhaha......

P.S. to Rob: Oh, and that low angle jack plane is SWEET. :-)

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hasslefactor said:
Rick, you may want to watch your step, buddy. If you share that other picture of me, I will disclose exactly how long it took for you to put your vise back together after you received Rob's package. Hahahahhahahhaha......

Of all the derogatory stories and pictures you have at your disposal...

....and this it the best you can come up with as a counter-threat?  [crying]

As You Wish....


Hmmm, where have I heard that before?
 
Darn it, I want to see that 3rd photo  [blink]

Nice intro though Laurie.

Kevin, that is an awesome pic !
 
Hey Laurie!  Great to see you here.
I don't seem to remember that you've purchased a good set of chisels yet (I'm told two things are wrong with me, one is my memory and I don't remember what the other one is...  [unsure]).  Anyhow, Rob is supposed to be bringing out a great new Veritas set ("great Veritas" - is that a double positive?  [big grin]) which sounds like it will be right down our alley.  I can't seem to get enough of that great Veritas engineering.  [tongue]
 
Hey Laurie -

Nice to see you on the FOG.  How about some updated pics on any picture frame progress.  You need something to show off those amazing photography skills.  And they are easier than boxes, particularly those with round corners and lots of kerfs!

neil
 
Thanks, Ron and Neil!

Neil, that's a great idea. Now that my 2 month long candy making marathon is over, I'm ready to get back to my neglected shop (which, sadly, I've barely set foot in since WIA). And yes, your advice in Cincinnati is still excellent - I'll probably be a happier box maker if I learn to be a decent picture frame maker first.

Here. Have a cookie:

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(I hope people here don't mind cookies.)  ;)

 
Carvex to rough out & of1010 with bearing guided cutter to trim to final shape ?  [blink]
 
hasslefactor said:
Thanks, Ron and Neil!

Neil, that's a great idea. Now that my 2 month long candy making marathon is over, I'm ready to get back to my neglected shop (which, sadly, I've barely set foot in since WIA). And yes, your advice in Cincinnati is still excellent - I'll probably be a happier box maker if I learn to be a decent picture frame maker first.

Here. Have a cookie:

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(I hope people here don't mind cookies.)  ;)

Sorry - my browser doesn't accept cookies  [wink]
 
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