July 2008 out of town winner

[dirtydeeds]

having taken into account

the weather
time of year
the london olympics
tarrot cards

then flipped a double headed coin a few times, just to check

i have chosen KorDes's project over the french gentleman

it had nothing to do with being called "Rost Bifs" at the battle of agincourt (nearly 600 years ago)

or the large cheque (check) in new zealand dollars recently deposited in my offshore bank account

 

[dirtydeeds]

the french gentleman has however won this months second prize

the gold medal for synchronised swimming in the shower

 

[dirtydeeds]

i would like to hear the boo's, hiss'es and ayes from the american couhghts here

i would like to know if i have been too UN-biased in my awarding of prizes

i would of course like to hear from the recipiants of the useless and worthless prizes

just in case they would like to recieve the other award

 

[Eli]

Your monologue reminds me I haven't taken the time to properly get drunk with myself in the mirror in a while.  ;D