Man Candles

[EWTHeckman]

This arrived in today's mail:

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Does anyone else find this as disturbing as I do?

 

[woodguy7]

This a wind up yea ?

 

[Kev]

Guess they'll leave "dirty gym" and "card night" for an autumn release then huh?

 

[nydesign]

I would have bet anything this was a joke but I looked it up and they are real  [blink]

I had to see what the 2x4 description was...

"About This Fragrance
The warm, unmistakable scent of freshly planed wood and sawdust evokes a sense of confidence and quality."

 

[GhostFist]

I want to smash those

 

[Vindingo]

"About This Fragrance
The warm, unmistakable scent of freshly planed wood and sawdust evokes a sense of confidence and quality."

I've got a pair of worn out Red Wing 875's to sell to the guy that would buy this candle for some added confidence and quality.  I'd even include some real sawdust, 100% natural wood, free of charge. 

They do seem fun, in a way, but "Man Town" as a candle scent just sounds so wrong.   

 

[Ken Nagrod]

Ed,

Great find!  I could go so many places with this thread, but why have it banned so quickly?  [thumbs up]

 

[PeterK]

Oh come on Ken and show us your imagination!!

 

[Ken Nagrod]

Peter K,

You've got to get on our private text list for the good stuff.  [big grin]

 

[woodguy7]

I think he's afraid of someone  

 

[Administrator_JSVN]

I enjoy the aroma of Man Town as I soak in a nice bubble bath while listening to my Elton John CD. The candlelight is soothing. I hope they come out with the air fresheners too so that I'll soon be able to imagine myself on my John Deere manicuring my precious lawn as I drive down the road in my light blue Prius.

Thanks for the coupon code.

 

[AlexThePalex]

I want to smash those

I like your idea, but it's not radical enough. Let's burn them instead.

 

[peter halle]

I enjoy the aroma of Man Town as I soak in a nice bubble bath while listening to my Elton John CD. The candlelight is soothing. I hope they come out with the air fresheners too so that I'll soon be able to imagine myself on my John Deere manicuring my precious lawn as I drive down the road in my light blue Prius.

Thanks for the coupon code.

Shane,

So your favorite is the cut grass one and you want one for your Dodge also, or would 2 x 4 work better?  

Heh, heh, heh!

Peter

 

[nydesign]

I'm going to get a few of the 2x4's to burn in my shop so it always smells like I'm working  [tongue]

 

[otis04]

The only reason I burn a candle is to establish the right mood for, well, anyway not sur man town or 2 x 4 would have the desired effect.

 

[lino-man]

Seems like either this or something similar was on an episode of Shark Tank. Hilarious idea. Would make a cool gift -somewhat a joke to the recipient.

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[rmwarren]

My wife spends tons of $$$ SPECIFICALLY to mask those same "aromas"...  [mad]

Hmmmmnnnn, dueling candles perhaps  [scratch chin].

RMW

 

[Ken Nagrod]

Does anyone know if they make "Burning Motor" scent or "Smells Like A Rat"?

 

[otis04]

How about "last nights beans"

 

[EWTHeckman]

I think the next set of scents should be "Race Day", "Range Time", "Humidor", and "Locker Room". Followed by "Garbage Day", "Road Kill", and "Wet Dog". Then maybe they can come out with more specialized scents like "Fine Corinthian Leather" for when you're using "De Planex!" to build your own fantasy island.  [tongue]

BTW, I was near their store so I went in to see what they actually smell like. They didn't have them yet.