Most extreme irony of all times

[Crazyraceguy]

Fire resistant firewood?  [eek]
I did this mock-up as a display for the client this afternoon. It's a miniature version what will eventually be a feature wall, over a bar, like a soffit. The face frame is supposed to be stained, but that has not been approved yet.
After all of the split pieces are cut to varying lengths, they get sprayed with a fire resistant material. This is apparently required to pass some kind of regulations for the location it goes into.
The pieces are nailed/screwed to a loose backer board, so the cabinets can be installed empty and then the panel slid in after they are secured to the wall.

 

[luvmytoolz]

Nice! A huge multi story complex for spiders!

No way we'd have that here in OZ, shudder the thought!

 

[rmwarren]

Decorative firewood...?  [doh]

RMW

 

[Cheese]

Cute...so my guess is that instead of putting a glass pane in front, on other similar sized "boxes" with the standard admonishment of "Break glass in case of fire", you'll not need to add a small hammer on a chain and the admonishment of "Break glass in case of lack of heat". [big grin]

 

[Crazyraceguy]

Nice! A huge multi story complex for spiders!

No way we'd have that here in OZ, shudder the thought!

Everything there is trying to kill you. Most of the deadliest spiders and snakes come from there.  [eek]

Cute...so my guess is that instead of putting a glass pane in front, on other similar sized "boxes" with the standard admonishment of "Break glass in case of fire", you'll not need to add a small hammer on a chain and the admonishment of "Break glass in case of lack of heat". [big grin]

This is just a tiny sample. The real thing is 16-18 feet long in one elevation and I think there are 3?

 

[luvmytoolz]

This is just a tiny sample. The real thing is 16-18 feet long in one elevation and I think there are 3?

There's 3 of em! Tell that to any woman here and they'll run screaming, they'll be seeing this in their mind!

And yes, that's real cobwebs in Gippsland here!

 

[pixelated]

^6 [blink]

Fireproof firewood make me think of this,
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