Single light small product photography tutorial

Dave Rudy said:
woodshopdemos said:
I have had a table top of liquor and perfume bottles (Pan Am inflight store)

Let me guess, John, this has nothing to do with photography?  The liquor was for courage and the perfume to make you smell better after all that liquor?  Am I right? ;D ;D

no, but two bottles of expensive champagne did pop off with heat of lights...just after we finished shooting.

as for another anecdote, when we were finished shooting I had to have stuff baxded and returned to Kennedy Terminal area. the guy I had taking them back, decided to stop to drop off something at his place and when he came down all the stuff had been robbed...car thievery 101 n NYC. Now we had about 9000 in the boxes and I had to call my client...who took the news rather matter of factly - I had said he could bill me. He called back and swore me to secrecy. It seems that his assistant hadn't signed the merchandise out and it was in a bonded storage terminal and that he couldn't report it missing. ..and I didn't have to pay. The next time, we got the goodies signed out correctly and returned all.
 
John,
Here is one for you,
I had an assignment to photograph a car wreck for an insurance Company from a helicopter at a crossroad. The first thing I did was hire a chopper and fly to NJ to look for a suitable  road.
Finding what look like a likely spot I marked  the map a flew back to NY.  The next day I
drove down to NJ and checked  the location up close and personal. Satisfied I called on the
local Police Chief, told him what I wanted to do and offered a contribution to his
favorite charity.  He look at me like I was some kind kook ( could have been) and then reluctantly
agreed to cooperate. With the location secured  I went to a junk yard and bought two wrecked cars.
That guy also thought  I was nuts but the Silver Cloud Rolls I had parked in his yard and the
fact that I told him he could have the cars back after made him think that I was his kind of nut.

The day of shooting I went out to the field and had the pilot take the door of the chopper, loaded up and took off, ( Here is a little tech note. For this kind of a job I always rented a pair gyros from a movie supply house to steady my cameras)  arriving on time I found that my partner and assistant had every thing set up. Police cars, wreckers, Cops. Victims. Clip boards, rubber neckers, traffic jam the whole ball of wax.  We circled, I shot roll after roll as fast as I could when suddenly the Art Director ran out into the field desperately waving his arms like the world was coming to an end. I could almost hear his yelling over the noise of the chopper. I  turned to the pilot and said he wants us to land, he yelled saying that we don't have much fuel. I replied,  "We still have to land".

He ran up to the chopper and said  "I WANT YOU TO SHOOT SOME GOING THE OTHER WAY"
Duh, Hello!!  I turned to the pilot and said do you want to take that door off and let me fly as I shoot from that side.
"I don't think so"
"Then lets go home"

Did I ever tell you about the time ------------------------------------------------

Bob
 
Bob Swenson said:
John,
Here is one for you,
I had an assignment to photograph a car wreck for an insurance Company from a helicopter at a crossroad. The first thing I did was hire a chopper and fly to NJ to look for a suitable  road.
Finding what look like a likely spot I marked  the map a flew back to NY.  The next day I
drove down to NJ and checked  the location up close and personal. Satisfied I called on the
local Police Chief, told him what I wanted to do and offered a contribution to his
favorite charity.  He look at me like I was some kind kook ( could have been) and then reluctantly
agreed to cooperate. With the location secured  I went to a junk yard and bought two wrecked cars.
That guy also thought  I was nuts but the Silver Cloud Rolls I had parked in his yard and the
fact that I told him he could have the cars back after made him think that I was his kind of nut.

The day of shooting I went out to the field and had the pilot take the door of the chopper, loaded up and took off, ( Here is a little tech note. For this kind of a job I always rented a pair gyros from a movie supply house to steady my cameras)  arriving on time I found that my partner and assistant had every thing set up. Police cars, wreckers, Cops. Victims. Clip boards, rubber neckers, traffic jam the whole ball of wax.  We circled, I shot roll after roll as fast as I could when suddenly the Art Director ran out into the field desperately waving his arms like the world was coming to an end. I could almost hear his yelling over the noise of the chopper. I  turned to the pilot and said he wants us to land, he yelled saying that we don't have much fuel. I replied,  "We still have to land".

He ran up to the chopper and said   "I WANT YOU TO SHOOT SOME GOING THE OTHER WAY"
Duh, Hello!!   I turned to the pilot and said do you want to take that door off and let me fly as I shoot from that side.
"I don't think so"
"Then lets go home"

Did I ever tell you about the time ------------------------------------------------

Bob

Just as I suspected, the photographer has the easy part of the job  ;)  :D
 
I just priced out the cost of the new Hasselblad,--------- $42,000

How does the new kid on the block ever get started.

Here is an other one for you.

The scene
A rent a wreck car that had hit a pole
perfect for the  purpose, the head lights kissing
pushed up to a new pole.
Crying bride in her wedding gown.
Duh bride groom looking sheepish.
Rent a cop complete with a clip board, writing down the
facts, just the facts.
Bob, with his head down in the Hasselblad shooting away
at an other insurance add when every thing goes black in the camera.
I look up to find a dork standing in front of me taking pictures.
'WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
"Taking pitchers of the axadont"
"IT'S FAKE, GET OUT OF HERE"
"It's neooows"
"GET LOST"
"It's im-----------"
"GET OUT OR I WILL HAVE THAT COP THROW YOUR ASS IN JAIL"
Dork disappears fast.

Life on the fast track of NY advertising photography.

Bob
 
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