That's hilarious, in a black-humor kind of way. But think of the positive -- it only cost the buyer $1! That way, he has some money saved for the emergency-room bill.
Worst part is that I have (in my distant past) temporiry made a contraption of at-least equal safety using a Black & Decker Workmate table and a Makita circular saw. It worked great, but no splitter, blade guard, or anti-kickback devices. Locked the trigger and used a power strip with a switch for on/off. I only did it a couple of times and (by the grace of God) managed to keep all my digits in tact.
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Watch, I will become one of the 2 people in the history of Festool to injur myself with the TS 75
I have a Shopsmith Mark V and plan on keeping it. I find it useful as a sanding center, a drill press, horizontal boring machine (before Domino), and a lathe. Do any of you have a Festool lathe, yet?