YOU KNOW YOU ARE A FESTOOL JUNKIE WHEN: ***FOG CONTEST***

[semenza]

Hi,

  You know you are a Festool junkie when you start taking German as a second language just to pronounce those cool sounding names properly 8)

Seth

 

[semenza]

Hi,

    .................  every time the weather man says jet stream, you have to stop and think.

Seth

 

[pteubel]

-When you bring your lunch to work in a systainer

I'm guilty of that...

 

[greg mann]

.................when you watch Freeform Furniture and can identify all the Festools in the background by their decals but can't remember what color Amy's blouse was.

 

[semenza]

Hi,

  .............. you go away for three days and start feeling like something is missing because you left your catalog home

Seth

 

[Tom Wales]

you get a job offer (too true, and I took it ) when you talk about upcoming tools (Kapex) with a contractor over the donut counter.
Tom Wales

 

[Tom Wales]

when you plan a project to see how many more Festools you can talk past your wife.
Tom Wales

 

[Eli]

when the family doesn't have to wear dust masks anymore, but they still need hearing protection....

 

[Eli]

when the only two choices available are hand tools or Festools

 

[ROb McGilp]

..when you find yourself fighting with your wife over who gets the RO150, you for sanding, her for buffing the furniture with lambswool! (and this is real also).

 

[Eli]

You give everything in your house a six digit identifier code, and tell people to look in the catalog when they can't find something...

 

[Eli]

      You know you are a Festool Junkie when ......  your Rottweiler owns a Kapex. 

you wouldn't be a junkie because of that, it's because Simou also owns Rotex, Belt sander, CT22, MFT1080, PS300, CS70, Deltex, etc, etc, that makes you (I mean him) suspect.

 

[The Dude]

...you wake up at 4:00am after deliberating getting out of bed to see the recent posts on a thread you have started on FOG.  You slither out of bed to the office, and your wife comes in and says, "Dude, what are you doing...?"  (probably thinking that you are looking at things you shouldn't be looking at on the computer...lol), and you reply, "checking out posts on the FOG."

Too Funny Gentlemen!  Keep em comin'

Timmy C

 

[Eli]

when you think of your next dream job, it involves testdriving prototype tools in a lab with whitecoated german scientists all around you.

 

[Eli]

-you worry about global warming, because when the grid collapses, the thingy on the wall where you stick the end of the plug-it cord won't work anymore.

 

[bill-e]

You Know You're A Festool Junkie.

When you can no longer use the word "easy" without your blood boiling. 

 

[Llap Goch]

Eli wrote
"you wouldn't be a junkie because of that, it's because Simou also owns Rotex, Belt sander, CT22, MFT1080, PS300, CS70, Deltex, etc, etc, that makes you (I mean him) suspect."

Good job you are thousands of miles away matey. Simou is no ordinary Kapex owning Rotty. In his own words:

?I am Maximus Festoolus Simou. General to the armies of Wales. A loyal servant to Llap Goch, the real emperor of  Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Father to more puppies than I can remember, Husband to a many a forgotten wife, and I will have my Festools.?
;D

 

[bill-e]

You Know You're A Festool Junkie.

When you analyze everything remotely related to woodworking to determine how it can be integrated with the MFT and Guide rail.

 

[semenza]

Hi,

  You know you are a Festool junkie when you suggest to your wife that she use Systainers and Sortainers to organize her Mr Potato Head collection!

Seth

 

[cflansbaum]

you dream in black and... wait for it... GREEN!

Carl