YOU KNOW YOU ARE A FESTOOL JUNKIE WHEN: ***FOG CONTEST***

[Eli]

-when your better half tells you to "just get everything in the catalog so we won't waste any time arguing about it"

 

[Eric Shields]

...when your Christmas/Birthday List is a web address, login and password to your Festool Wish List.

 

[Eli]

-when your dealer turns to you one day and says, "you know, you have more tools than I do now"

 

[Eli]

-when you're disappointed the three-year-old can't snap the SYS buckles, because it means you'll have to get your own abrasives.

("You can do it, just try a little harder. That's not blood. No, come back, don't tell Mom, we'll get in trouble!")

 

[Eli]

-when you get a peek of your new tool real fast, and then slam the lid shut again so you don't let all the special German air out all at once.

 

[Eli]

-when you show up at the job in lederhosen

 

[Eric]

when you delay your wedding because the new Festool catalog just arrived. javascript:void(0);

 

[Dan Clermont]

You know you are a Festool Junkie when employees from your credit card company start to call you cause they need to borrow a Festool.

Dan Clermont

 

[Dan Clermont]

You know you are a Festool Junkie when you take German language lessons so you can read the Festool Germany website

Dan Clermont

 

[Dan Clermont]

You know you are a Festool Junkie when you show the Festool salesperson how the tools work and the correct them on specifications they misquoted

 

[Dan Clermont]

You know you are a Festool Junkie when your wife asks for a massager for Christmas and you give her a Rotex RO125 or RO150

Dan Clermont

 

[Dan Clermont]

You know you are a Festool Junkie when the border cops recognize you when you pull up to the border and don't ask for your passport. The guards simply say "Good Day Mr Clermont, which Festool are you bringing into Canada today?"

As they waive you threw they say "See you in a couple of weeks"

Dan Clermont

 

[Dan Clermont]

You know you are a Festool Junkie when you have catalogs hidden not only all over your home but your Mother In Laws as well.

Dan Clermont

 

[Fred West]

You know you are a Festool Junkie when you suggest to your Fiance that a honeymoon to the Festool manufacturing plant in Germany would be appropriate.  ;D

 

[cdconey]

You know you are a Festool Junkie when you name your children Rotex, Kapex, and Centrotec

 

[cdconey]

You know you are a festool junkie when you stop purchasing boxes and wrapping paper and place all gifts in the appropriately sized Systainer.

 

[cdconey]

You know you are a Festool Junkie when you have more Festools and accessories in your shop than your dealer has on hand.

 

[Dan Clermont]

You know you are a Festool Junkie when you try to convince everyone else who is a contestant in this contest that the contest has been dropped and their is no point posting in this thread any longer

Dan Clermont

 

[CharlesWilson]

You know you're a Festool Junkie when your 51st contest entry is the same as your 1st.

 

[CharlesWilson]

You know you're a Festool Junkie when your 51st contest entry is the same as your 1st.

Hey, did I use that one already?