You know you spend too much (Time/$/?) on Festool or the FOG when...

When you actually just read all the posts on the "You know you spend too much (Time/$/?) on Festool or the FOG when..." thread.
 
When you start seeing Festool everywhere
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Too much time when you know more about festool than your dealer does. And just as much as the guy who has 30k in festool's.

Yet you have a Cxs/carvex and some systainers.
 
jwaite550 said:
When you start wondering why the emoticons are not Sweet Pea Green. [smile]

That's because emoticons in green are generally associated with Mr. Yuk.  Just can't see the association with Festool in this one. 

 

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When you hang photos on the living room wall of your favourite festools on the same wall as your family photos.

Aunts Mary here is our wedding photos, little suzies baptism photos, amid buds, first communion, and here is my domino and this is my Kapex with my MFT.
Oh here's my new baby son conturo isn't he cute in his green pjs
 
When you take a delivery, and leave it in the porch, until you can stow it in the shop unnoticed! By guess who?

Hookie 
 
When you are browsing the forum on your IPad and your wife asks you what you're looking at, and you just know how the truth will go over, so you just tell her, "Porn."
 
greg mann said:
When you are browsing the forum on your IPad and your wife asks you what you're looking at, and you just know how the truth will go over, so you just tell her, "Porn."
spot on
 
You know you spend too much (Time/$/?) on Festool or the FOG when...

When you play hookie from work to attend the Festool demo day at your local dealer.

When your web browser home page is your Festool dealer.

When you decide you can drive your 15 year old vehicle another few years so you can afford additional Festool tools.

When you can't sleep at night because you're trying to figure out how you can re-design your workshop to accommodate more Systainers.

When the only time you've ever lied to your wife in 23 years of marriage is when she asked how much those tools cost and now you have to hide the Festool catalog like a teen-age boy hides pornographic magazines.

and, you know you're really stone cold drunk on the green Kool-Aid when your wife is "in the mood", but all you can think about is reading the new Festool catalog that just came in the mail... [big grin]
 
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