As Bad as it Can Get!

Joe Nash

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After not using my Festool TS-55 circular saw for sometime, I had some sheet goods I needed to cut to size to make a right wing extension for my Delta Contractors Tablesaw. Now one wouldn't think a person who studies, craves and dwells excessively on Festool almost to the point of a diagnosable behavior issue, could be so totally inept  In a dramatic way, I proved the theory wrong.

To make a long embarassing story short, I set  up my 1400 guide rail and clamps per usual, readjusted the resistance of the saw one the rail and checked and rechecked everything.  Working outside in my driveway, I even swept the driveway so I wouldn't trip over anything over the 4' I had to travel. Man, everything was golden.

I checked the wear and tear on the anti-splintering device, and how much cord I had to work with. Dude, everything was perfect!  So I started up the saw and enjoyed the soft start feature of the TS-55, I lowered the blade and started to munch away at the MDO board.  For anyone that doen't know what MDO is, it is a sheet material that makers use.  It's basically plywoold faced with a resin impregnated, water resistent paper, and costs about $50 for 4' x 8' X 3/4"sheet sheet.  Great stuff, but that's another story.

So, I'll get to the point. As I was getting to within about 4 inches of the end of the cut that I had hung generously off my tablesaw with plenty of counter weight, I suddenly realized that I had mounted my rail, clamp sand saw on the part that was going to drop off, and drop off it did!  Thankfully, the saw and guide rail suffered no injury, all fingers and toes were intact, but my work piece tore into layers and one of my rail claps had a radically new curve to it.

The first image that came to my mind was a pirate standing at the wrong end of the plank, then sawing it off.  It will be a lesson I will not soon forget.

I can't believe I did that. [sad]
 
Just the mental picture should count for something.....  [unsure]
 
Ha ha, it's funny only because everything came out okay at the end  [big grin]

The bigger question is: why is it that when we screw up, we realize in the -last- 2 seconds instead of maybe 2 seconds into it...  [blink]
 
PaulMarcel said:
The bigger question is: why is it that when we screw up, we realize in the -last- 2 seconds instead of maybe 2 seconds into it...  [blink]

Yeah, when we finally find something that we misplaced, it is always in the last place that we looked.    [big grin]
 
Glad to hear you've still got all of your fingers and toes!!!

One of my worse fears is reaching underneath a board while cutting with the plunge saw. Gotta pay attention!

Dan Clermont
 
Corwin said:
Yeah, when we finally find something that we misplaced, it is always in the last place that we looked.    [big grin]

Well, you have to admit it would be a little silly to keep looking for it :)
 
I have done computer engineering, audio engineering, 20 years as a firefighter and EMT, and close to 30 on the national Ski Patrol and all of those professions have a term for this kind of thing.  Its "brain fart".  Hopefully it doesn't happen to your surgeon.

My favorite example is the gal who bought Bear Spray (very strong capsicums) and used it like bug spray!  She sprayed it on herself to keep the bears away.
 
Corwin said:
PaulMarcel said:
The bigger question is: why is it that when we screw up, we realize in the -last- 2 seconds instead of maybe 2 seconds into it...  [blink]

Yeah, when we finally find something that we misplaced, it is always in the last place that we looked.    [big grin]

It will always be in the last place you look..........why would you still look for it after you find it [tongue]
 
Dan Clermont said:
Glad to hear you've still got all of your fingers and toes!!!

One of my worse fears is reaching underneath a board while cutting with the plunge saw. Gotta pay attention!

Dan Clermont

Oooohhhhh, you've just created a fear for me!
 
waynelang2001 said:
Corwin said:
PaulMarcel said:
The bigger question is: why is it that when we screw up, we realize in the -last- 2 seconds instead of maybe 2 seconds into it...  [blink]

Yeah, when we finally find something that we misplaced, it is always in the last place that we looked.    [big grin]

It will always be in the last place you look..........why would you still look for it after you find it [tongue]

Unless you like the thrill of the hunt.  [big grin]
 
PaulMarcel said:
Corwin said:
Yeah, when we finally find something that we misplaced, it is always in the last place that we looked.    [big grin]

Well, you have to admit it would be a little silly to keep looking for it :)

Or a big waste of time, I can tell you from experience.  I was looking for a tool, I don't remember which one, when the my phone rang.  As I hung up the phone after a fairly long conversation I was trying to remember what I was doing before the call.  As I looked around for a minute I remembered I was looking for a tool so I resumed the search.  About five minutes of searching I remembered I had found the tool just as the phone rang...... [doh]
 
Brice Burrell said:
Or a big waste of time, I can tell you from experience.  I was looking for a tool, I don't remember which one, when the my phone rang.  As I hung up the phone after a fairly long conversation I was trying to remember what I was doing before the call.  As I looked around for a minute I remembered I was looking for a tool so I resumed the search.  About five minutes of searching I remembered I had found the tool just as the phone rang...... [doh]

That's as bad as looking for your glasses when you're wearing them.  Nope, never done that  [embarassed] at least wearing my glasses while searching helped me see clearly that they weren't wherever I was looking!
 
Grobin:

You story about the bear spray reduced my wife and I to tears of laughter. Thanks for sharing that!

Hastings
 
Thanks to all for the empathy. 

A co-worker of mine often remarks, "Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind I miss the most."  [big grin]
 
Hastings: glad you liked that.  Probably and urban fable but I heard it from two fairly reliable sources.

Joe:  we are all subject to brain farts.  One of my best was when I got home from work and instead of changing out of my expensive dress pants to finish up a project I had due (I was making extra money by doing welding) I just decided to finish up the job quickly.  I was wearing tennis shoes and dress pants with a cuff and some hot steel dropped into the cuff and set my pants on fire.  But replacing the pants blew my profits on two welding jobs?luckily I didn't get badly burned.  We all do stuff without really thinking!
 
Joe,

We can attribute behavior like this to years of watching Wile E. Coyote go after the roadrunner.

We learn from the masters!
 
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