Steve R said:
Rumor is that the Festool Bikini Cheerleaders are going to show up in their Festool Green Bikini's.... [jawdrop] [drooling] [thumbs up] [not worthy] [poke]
Cheers,
Steve
I may have told this story somewheresometime here on the FOG. Steve, if i have, it is your fault I am repeating it.
Some 40 or so years ago, when i was in construction biz and owned/operated a couple of backhoes, a neighbor of my brother called me. She had a septic system problem that she needed help with. She had gone to the town hall for advice. She lived in a development that was full of violations and there was almost no way that the system could be repaired legally. the inspector told the woman he was going on vacation and he was going to be out of town between x and x dates. Maybe he could "find" time to look at her problem sometime after that. She wanted to know what she should do.
I knew she could have an impossible problem. i also knew the inspector knew the same. he was basically telling her to deal with it. deal with it quick and he basically was saying, "don't call me. I will call you." i told her he was giving her a big break.
I ended up digging out a section of the fields with my back hoe, but there was some hand digging to be done as well. It was a hot day, temps up in the 90's and I was getting covered in you know what. The lady kept coming out to offer something to eat or drink, but i told her i wanted nothing until i could finish the job and get cleaned up. The woman was concerned and kept coming back with same offer/same answer.
Finally, i was getting close to completion, dirtier than ever and dying from the heat. As the lady asked once more, I looked up and said, "you know, on the last job I did like this, they had dancing girls."
She looked at me for a moment, her mouth open as if about to say something, and turned around, stalking back into her house. I guessed she was maybe insulted by my audacity and continued digging. All of a sudden, i heard, "Is this what you like?"
I looked up and there she was with a huge smile and modeling a very tight and small bikini. :
Tinker