Thanks for the input.
I just want to say that I did not spill the Glug on it. I had a sink that was clogged, so I had my plumbing shop come work on it. After they unclogged the drain I got a call about a bad leak in the below office. Thankfully no one was in the office at the time. Apparently there was a hole in the drain line and when the plumbers broke through the clogg, the water/glug mixture exploded through the ceiling of the office. The glug destroyed the desk, chair, computer, 3 monitors, carpet... Basically everything it touched. I am very thankful no one was hurt. I bought a replacement desk, but thought I might try to salvage the damaged one instead of trashing it.