KAPEX, let's get in line.

[Eli]

Oh, thanks Fred, you're a pal. I was worried about what to do with it. I blinded myself with the damn laser the other day when I put my head down under the blade to look for stray dust particles. But it's too heavy for me to move. When I can get my wife to bring it to the local Auspost, I'll get it right over to you. Might take a while to get to you, they aren't very efficient. Expect it around this time next year.

;D

 

[Fred West]

Eli, So sorry to hear about your blindness from the laser and as a safety precaution I have hired a couple of blokes to come move the Kapex for you and ship it off to me.  ;D Really, no thanks are needed just simply one woodworker helping another.  Fred

 

[ROb McGilp]

Eli,
Don't give up!
I have developed a Braille system for setting angles for mitres and bevels and an echo location system for setting the timber against the fences and blade. I will be happy to send a set to you. ;D

Rob

 

[Eli]

Beauty. Thanks Rob. Fred, I'll hang on to it for a little while to see if the new system fixes my 'dumb and blind problem'. You can call off your blokes.

"You lot! Hands off! Put down the Belt sander Mugsy!"

 

[Fred West]

Eli, I am so sorry but my blokes cannot be recalled as it was through a blind contract and be careful as they carry "gats". ;D Fred

 

[Eli]

Oh, man. We used to keep gats. I better bring in the laundry off the line, a blind gat will eat anything.....