one day deal

[fdengel]

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns in packs of 12?

What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?

What is the square root of two squared?

Hmm, more on topic for the forum...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Alan m]

why did the chicken cross the road

chicken or egg first

 

[peter halle]

or a combination :  

How many chickens would a woodchuck toss if he was in the mood for chicken or egg salad if no one was around to take a picture of the helicopter holding the immovable mental block which was being circled by a swallow which liked Big Gulps but whose clutches were empty because it didn't have a clutch purse but would also settle for a a bare hotdog bun because the bun is bread and bread can be used to buy the Big Gulp which of course is what a swallow would swallow in if the possibility of a square meal was so slim as to not be measurable?

Peter

 

[mastercabman]

or a combination : 

How many chickens would a woodchuck toss if he was in the mood for chicken or egg salad if no one was around to take a picture of the helicopter holding the immovable mental block which was being circled by a swallow which liked Big Gulps but whose clutches were empty because it didn't have a clutch purse but would also settle for a a bare hotdog bun because the bun is bread and bread can be used to buy the Big Gulp which of course is what a swallow would swallow in the possibility of a square meal was so slim as to not be measurable?

Peter

HUH ?!?        4 ?

 

[EWTHeckman]

or a combination :  

How many chickens would a woodchuck toss if he was in the mood for chicken or egg salad if no one was around to take a picture of the helicopter holding the immovable mental block which was being circled by a swallow which liked Big Gulps but whose clutches were empty because it didn't have a clutch purse but would also settle for a a bare hotdog bun because the bun is bread and bread can be used to buy the Big Gulp which of course is what a swallow would swallow in the possibility of a square meal was so slim as to not be measurable?

Peter

 

[peter halle]

or a combination : 

How many chickens would a woodchuck toss if he was in the mood for chicken or egg salad if no one was around to take a picture of the helicopter holding the immovable mental block which was being circled by a swallow which liked Big Gulps but whose clutches were empty because it didn't have a clutch purse but would also settle for a a bare hotdog bun because the bun is bread and bread can be used to buy the Big Gulp which of course is what a swallow would swallow in the possibility of a square meal was so slim as to not be measurable?

Peter

HUH ?!?         4 ?

Zero.  If there were no pictures it didn't happen.  [big grin]

[ban]

 

[andvari]

Why are you impersonating the Spectabular Internet Oracle?

 

[Brice Burrell]

One day, DUH
How can it be one day when you wont answer this for a week.

Do helicopters eat their young?

Do mental blocks have square corners?

The OZS are you cant.

Well Bob, it's good to know you're still above ground. [big grin] [thumbs up] [big grin]

 

[John Stevens]

No answer.

It was his ex-girlfriend's number.  C'mon, you think he's gonna post his own number on an internet forum?

(Just kidding, Per & Michael!)

Regards,

John

 

[flair woodworks]

What day is it today?

 

[semenza]

What day is it today?

Today.  Duh.  :

Seth

 

[flair woodworks]

What day is it today?

Today.  Duh.  :

Seth

STILL?!?!?

How about now?

 

[monte]

Hi

Today I will answer any questions
This is a one  day deal.
973-627-5137
per

There is a reason why Per is not answering anyone.
He's go plenty of time.
He's actually expressing the concept of "one day" in Biblical terms.
Where one day equals one year.

[eek]
.

 

[semenza]

What day is it today?

Today.  Duh.  :

Seth

STILL?!?!?

How about now?

Yup still Today...... still ...............still........................ still........................ still...........................................

 

[semenza]

OK, now its tomorrow , yesterday.

Seth

 

[EWTHeckman]

OK, now its tomorrow , yesterday.

Soooo… You're saying that today is tomorrow, and yesterday is today, making tomorrow yesterday???  [scared]

Hmmmm, must ponder this deep mystery… [scratch chin]

 

[Steve R]

Shouldn't this be in the "General Friendly Chat" area....  kind of a waste of time anywhere else. [2cents]

Cheers,
Steve

 

[semenza]

Shouldn't this be in the "General Friendly Chat" area....  kind of a waste of time anywhere else. [2cents]

Cheers,
Steve

Yup.

Had to see what developed before I knew where to put it.   [wink]

Seth

 

[ajones]

Does the water supply have large traces of aluminium sulphate

 

[Nigel]

Why's my avatar changed into a sheep? [blink]