Mr Heavy
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None of this is "proper joinery," though, is it?
After all, it's got metal in it - and new-fangled glue that's never seen the innards of an animal in its life. Cheating, I calls it..
Proper joinery is done with melted rabbits feet and fish heads applied with a wild-boar hair brush to a joint that's clamped together with bows and double-strings twisted together with a stick.. without plans. Story sticks handed down from your Prentice Master are allowed so long as they don't need reading or writing to use 'em.
The worst culprit is electricity. Proper woodwork should be done in a cold shed by candlelight, or maybe oil lamps. Without power tools you can keep warm with a bottle o' gin without any worries of losing the odd appendage. If you gash yourself with a chisel, just pour a drop o' the gin on it. Multi-purpose. Helps light the oil lamps too if you're desperate.
Kiln-dried wood? what's all that about, then? Rush, rush, rush... what's wrong with waiting a season or five?
If God had meant us to use boards to make things he'd have designed trees to be wide and flat like they are in Sweden.
All this argument about millimetres versus inches... they're ALL rubbish. Do it by eye, or use cubits if you're telling someone else how to make stuff. Precision is intrinsic in the harmonious relationship between a carpenter and his materials. If you need a straight line, a piece of stretched string is perfectly adequate. If it's not tight enough, pour some gin on it.
You call all this gadgetry and motorised flim-flammery progress?
Umm..it has certain advantages.
After all, it's got metal in it - and new-fangled glue that's never seen the innards of an animal in its life. Cheating, I calls it..
Proper joinery is done with melted rabbits feet and fish heads applied with a wild-boar hair brush to a joint that's clamped together with bows and double-strings twisted together with a stick.. without plans. Story sticks handed down from your Prentice Master are allowed so long as they don't need reading or writing to use 'em.
The worst culprit is electricity. Proper woodwork should be done in a cold shed by candlelight, or maybe oil lamps. Without power tools you can keep warm with a bottle o' gin without any worries of losing the odd appendage. If you gash yourself with a chisel, just pour a drop o' the gin on it. Multi-purpose. Helps light the oil lamps too if you're desperate.
Kiln-dried wood? what's all that about, then? Rush, rush, rush... what's wrong with waiting a season or five?
If God had meant us to use boards to make things he'd have designed trees to be wide and flat like they are in Sweden.
All this argument about millimetres versus inches... they're ALL rubbish. Do it by eye, or use cubits if you're telling someone else how to make stuff. Precision is intrinsic in the harmonious relationship between a carpenter and his materials. If you need a straight line, a piece of stretched string is perfectly adequate. If it's not tight enough, pour some gin on it.
You call all this gadgetry and motorised flim-flammery progress?
Umm..it has certain advantages.