Ninth grade HS was my first introduction to woodworking. It was in my 10th grade that I had my most memorable experience. As you can see, I had learned a whole lot in a short time. I knew it all.
I was a sophomore in High School and since my mother was divorced, I guess I figured I was the MOTH (That's “Moan Of The House”). I did inherit some of my dad's love of working with tools, so some of the necessities did fall onto my shoulders, as my brother was more of the artist with, as Mom would say, “…his head in the clouds much of the time.”
My mom had just bought the old house at 348 Belden Hill with no heat, electricity or running water. There were dozens of projects that needed doing and I was in my glory. For the first year in the house, the only heat was the kitchen (kerosene) stove with its many idiosyncrasies, too numerous to go into here. I am sure there are a few of you out there who are my age (39 for nearly 50 years) who have had their own experiences with those cantankerous and smelly monstrosities. Anyhow, for our second winter, Mom bought a large kerosene space heater from Sears (maybe that heater was the beginnings of my admiration for much of what Sears has had to offer thru the years). We decided the best place to put the stove would be in the cellar directly under the living room floor.
After leveling a spot in the uneven dirt and mixing up some concrete, I constructed a level pad just the right size for the stove. My very first ever experience with concrete (I could go on for quite a while about some of my stupid mistooks with that material) turned out quite successful, as time would prove. Once the stove was safely setup on the pad, I plumbed up to the floor above and drilled a hole (hand drill, remember, no electricity) centered directly above the stove. I then went up into the living room and decided my calculation for the placement of the stove was satisfactory. I made my measurements from the center point and prepared to start cutting the hole for the iron register that we had found somewhere. It must have been cast iron, as it weighed a ton. As I prepared to start cutting, Mom suggested that I set the register in place to be sure my markings were correct. NOW, if any of you have ever raised 14 or 15 year old boys, you know exactly the sort of remarks I probably made about stupid grownups, or whatever. I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING! I just went on cutting. I assure you, that was no eazy task as the floor was white oak 5/4 planking, well seasoned. I worked up quite a sweat with much huffing and puffing as I went. (Again, remember, NO Electricity!)
Once the hole was completed, my buddy, who had mainly been an observer to that point, offered to give me a hand setting that monstrous floor register in place. He took one side, and I the other. As our fingers neared the edges of the floor opening, we simultaneously let go so the iron could settle into place and my job would be done so we could get back outside to play ball.
CRASHHH!!! The hole was exactly 1/4" larger than the total register dimension, NOT 1/4" larger than the vertical flange. Oh well, we had been quite accurate in our aim. That register never touched a bit of the wood floor as it descended directly and flatly onto the space heater waiting below.
It was great my Mom had a sense of humor. She laughed (I think) and went to Sears and, luckily, found a new register to fit my opening with only minor adjustments to one side of the flooring.
EPILOGUE: My mom was taking a metal working class in Westport. Her instructor was my shop teacher, Mr. T----. Of course, Mom just had to tell Mr. T all about my big operation, for which I took a lot of ribbing from my favorite teacher. His favorite advice thru the years was always, “There is no such a thing as gud’n’nuff, it’s gotta be perfik.” Well, my mistake was the perfect set up for him for any mistook I might make from then on.
Tinker