Me: "...But I see in the manual that is says that one should only use an FSG blade with the guide rail, so maybe that's my issue."
Yes, that was it. I switched to a "S 75/4 FSG" blade, and that worked much better. Crisis averted.
Dear Festool, this really could be much clearer in the manual. I did make a good faith effort to read the manual, both before I started and after I first encountered problems.
It does say (once) in the saw manual, page 16, in the instructions for the adaptation table: "do not ex-ceed max. material thickness of 20 mm
and always use cross-set saw blades (FSG)" (emphasis added).
But, as a new user, I had no idea what an FSG blade is, it's not explained in the manual. I thought FSG was just the Festool brand name for jigsaw blades (i.e. all Festool blades were FSG).
So I looked thru your online blade guide:
https://assets.festool.com/SiteColl...media_download/gb/p2010_broschjigsawbl_gb.pdf and picked a blades that were described as good for mellamine. There's nothing in the blade guide that says which blades should NOT be used with the adaptation table or circle cutter.
You need a column or a footnote or something in the blade guide to tell people which festool blades work with which festool attachments.