Festool, tuner edition

[Ned]

What if Festool followed the pattern of Mercedes and BMW in having an in-house tuner division?  You know, for those customers for whom 510 HP just isn't enough...

What would the products of Festool-AMG be like?  One easy one--the TS 55 AMG (or TS M55) would have at least as much power as the TS 75. 

Ned

 

[Eli]

Ostrich leather handle pads.
Rosewood lock knobs.
Zeiss safety glasses.
Kevlar wrapped plug-it cords.
REAL rubber wheels on the extractors.
A laser on the Kapex.

 

[neoshed]

needs some carbon fibre in the mix

 

[Mirko]

and ported & polished dust extraction ports ;D

Mirko

 

[enderw88]

vacuum port on the base that held the saw to the guide rail during a bevel...

 

[Ned]

And half seriously:

All Festool tuner edition models will arrive completely broken in (at least ten hours use), with a small plaque with the test driver's signature.

Ned

 

[Dave Ronyak]

and ported & polished dust extraction ports ;D

Mirko

With velocity stacks/venturi tubes!

A gold-plated Boom Arm, or at least a shimmering metallic green-anodized aluminum swivel joint that won't warp like the plastic one does.

And a COMPLETE set of hose nozzle adapters so you could never be annoyed that you 36 mm hose cannot be used with any of your Festools.

Dave R.