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I have been in the Heart Hospital since Friday night, and asked if I could be released to go home?
This was what they said:
The Allergists voted to scratch it.
The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The Psychiatrists thought it was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through me.
The Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about it.
The Neurologists thought I had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians stated I was labouring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body."
The Paediatricians said, "Grow up!"
The Plastic Surgeon said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
The Urologists felt my request wouldn't hold water.
The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
but, finally, the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
YEAH!!! I should be going home tomorrow.
This was what they said:
The Allergists voted to scratch it.
The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The Psychiatrists thought it was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through me.
The Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about it.
The Neurologists thought I had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians stated I was labouring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body."
The Paediatricians said, "Grow up!"
The Plastic Surgeon said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
The Urologists felt my request wouldn't hold water.
The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
but, finally, the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
YEAH!!! I should be going home tomorrow.