It was only a matter of time

guybo said:


You're right...it was really only a matter of time. Unusual as it may be, I really don't have anything to add because it's so bizarre.
 
A conscientious worker gets his nutrition from a IV bag, and has both a catheter and a colostomy bag so he does not get interrupted by pesky trips to the bathroom.

The silly toilet-in-a-box is not needed.

As an aside, years ago I was working at a company where the owner was absurdly cheap.  The toilet seat in the office toilet developed a small crack.  The fear was that it would finally fail while in the midst of taking a dump.

The boss was in favor of getting the most mileage he could from the old seat.

I decided to use my woodworking skills to solve this dilemma.

I went the the shipping department and got an old wood skid that was too broken up to be useful.  I used three slats and some too long nails and glue to make a “toilet seat topper” that could rest on top of the soon-to-fail toilet seat.

By the end of the day the owner had seen it.  The following day we had a new seat.

I should note that I dispensed with any rounding over or smoothing out operations.  The lumber was simply cut to size.

The joinery was sort of a half lap design that left the surface on two levels.  It took less than 10 minutes to construct.
 
Well... F16's have crashed because there was not enough thought about the ease of peeing.

So I'm not that surprised someone made a mobile toilet in a Systainer.
 
Even more compact is this portable urinal intended for pilots of small aircraft.

I first saw one advertised in a hunting catalog for when you were up in a tree waiting for that big Buck to arrive.  You did not want to pee from a tree stand; the scent would give away your position.

Two salient features:

1.  Leakproof cap.

2.  Dishwasher safe.

[eek]

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Should've gone with the CT form factor.  Like a ride-on version of the CT36.  Something with a bag.  But good lord, Systainer lids don't have gaskets.
 
WastedP said:
Should've gone with the CT form factor.  Like a ride-on version of the CT36.  Something with a bag.  But good lord, Systainer lids don't have gaskets.

And would benefit from a built-in gyroscope to prevent tip-overs.
 
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