dirtydeeds
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well.................. our national games are called football
the americans carry odd shaped balls with their hands only.... so they have to borrow rugby players to kick the ball.............. its enshrined in american law...................
us customs and imigration are required to check the players dna to ensure they arnt american
they also like to import their fans from mexico and crowd control is done with chear leaders to encourage the mexicans to wave a lot (good looking girls with few clothes on isnt difficult for any man to understand)
the english export their fans to the eu and employ use german and italian riot police for crowd control at home they just fight
the rest of the world confuses americans by playing football with their feet with round balls, and we have nets to catch the ball when the goal keeper is asleep
im america chear leaders play football and use nets to catch the the ball while they are checking their make up
the RFU (rugby football union) in england play rugby................. BUT they call it football.............. that way they can legally kill frenchmen .................
there are of course penalties in rugby..... if you fail in your patriotic duty to kill a frenchman but only give them a black eye or draw blood you get put in the sin bin for not being bad enough...........
rugby fans drink lots and lots of beer and sing songs like swing low sweet chariot then use rude hand gestures for the second line
on the field however the ref has told the two teams to kiss and make up........... so lots of group hugs.......... (its the same for american and english football teams) but then try to kill each other again
not to be left out.............. the welsh make it even more difficult, they dont play football, they call it rugby and beat everyone
the australians are also in on the act............ (football or rugby) they use a ball as an excuse to beat the living daylights out of each other
the irish, not wanting to miss out, they dont bother with an excuse........... the ball is too small to see so they just beat each other to death with sticks
the kiwis are BIG guys, they look wild, have tattos, do a war dance first, leave their weapons at home AND STILL flatten everybody
in japan (of course) its a bit different their body armour is so big they can only get two guys on the field
the americans carry odd shaped balls with their hands only.... so they have to borrow rugby players to kick the ball.............. its enshrined in american law...................
us customs and imigration are required to check the players dna to ensure they arnt american
they also like to import their fans from mexico and crowd control is done with chear leaders to encourage the mexicans to wave a lot (good looking girls with few clothes on isnt difficult for any man to understand)
the english export their fans to the eu and employ use german and italian riot police for crowd control at home they just fight
the rest of the world confuses americans by playing football with their feet with round balls, and we have nets to catch the ball when the goal keeper is asleep
im america chear leaders play football and use nets to catch the the ball while they are checking their make up
the RFU (rugby football union) in england play rugby................. BUT they call it football.............. that way they can legally kill frenchmen .................
there are of course penalties in rugby..... if you fail in your patriotic duty to kill a frenchman but only give them a black eye or draw blood you get put in the sin bin for not being bad enough...........
rugby fans drink lots and lots of beer and sing songs like swing low sweet chariot then use rude hand gestures for the second line
on the field however the ref has told the two teams to kiss and make up........... so lots of group hugs.......... (its the same for american and english football teams) but then try to kill each other again
not to be left out.............. the welsh make it even more difficult, they dont play football, they call it rugby and beat everyone
the australians are also in on the act............ (football or rugby) they use a ball as an excuse to beat the living daylights out of each other
the irish, not wanting to miss out, they dont bother with an excuse........... the ball is too small to see so they just beat each other to death with sticks
the kiwis are BIG guys, they look wild, have tattos, do a war dance first, leave their weapons at home AND STILL flatten everybody
in japan (of course) its a bit different their body armour is so big they can only get two guys on the field
