One time I parked in a parking spot for not more than two minutes to pick up my dry cleaning. I came out, and some doufous parked right by the curb beside the sign that says "Fire Route - No Parking" along what is the frontage of the sidewalk along the row of stores at that particular strip mall. I would have been willing to do the twist and turn with my steering wheel, but there was no way I could have got out, without that vehicle being moved. His car parked perpendicular to mine, and was about 7 feet from my bumper. There was essentially just enough room for a car to pass between the cars in the parking row, and his illegally parked car by the sidewalk.
I went into all the stores, calmly, and asked who was parked in front with the red and white putt-putt model car, and that they were blocking me. I received no positive responses. I went back to my vehicle, and waited about 5 to 10 minutes. [sad]
Went thru the process again going into the different stores, still no acknowledgement. Was I getting no response because I was wearing a suit and did not instill the fear of God or any wrath upon the perpetrator? Sadly for the owner of the putt-putt, this was possibly a misjudgement on their part. [cool]
Hoped in my van, backed up gently to physically connect with the front corner of the offending vehicle, then stepped sharply on the gas. The result was the putt-putt vehicle was now semi embarked at an angle onto the walkway, at which point, a perplexed idiot [blink], who I recognized as having just seen both times going into one of the stores, a video rental store no less, who was now outside looking at me take a second charge at bumping his little putt-putt sufficiently so that I could negotiate myself enough room to drive away. I finished with the putt-putt now at about a 45 degree angle from where it was originally, with most of the car on the sidewalk. I looked with a casual demeanor out my window, and said to him "You had your chance", and calmly drove away.
Sometimes we do things, that later we regret, and mind you, I probably wouldn't have done what I did, if the putt-putt wasn't a beater, but I've never had one moment of regret on that one. [big grin]