Hi Dean - I just have to pull Ron's leg before I see him this weekend...here is a translation of his post:
Hey Dean
My Dear Dean
Im doing OK.
I am well and still taking the medication
Still learning my way around.
England is a lovely country but I keep getting lost
Got my car from the states in.
My motor car has arrived having been shipped from the United States
Wish you guys earned to drive on the right side of the road.
I find it difficult to adjust to driving on the left. I keep getting lost but the medication helps.
Been stuck on the M25 and M1 already.
The policeman told me it was illegal to do a U turn on the motorway - I told him I was lost. He told me to take less medication.
My house hold goods made it trough customs which means I'll be getting my tools finally. So I ca set up my shop.
The British customs officers must be very lax - they let all of my kit into the country, including my extra medication! I will finally be getting my tools so I can become a shopkeeper.
That is unless some tosser robbed me for them during shipment.
Unless, of course, somebody stole my tools on Shrove Tuesday.
Google Translate at its very best.
Peter