Matthew Schenker
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Tell us where you're at as a Festool customer!
greg mann said:Matthew,
You need more categories! ;D
3. There is less than 2 that I don't have.
I need a "tool buying intervention"...
Tell us where you're at as a Festool customer!Currently Mathew I am banished to my Shed along with my trusty apprentice Simou.
This is due entirely to the 'Man from DHL' who failed to heed my explicit instructions on how to avert the 20/20 vision of my Loved One (CofS) and delivered my new MFT direct to the front door. So, despite using all the cunning, deceit and stealth of a trained killer (Military not Homicidal) to keep the latest purchase from the CofS I was finally thwarted, not by hoards of hairy ar*sed Russians, but by a delivery driver. He astutely noted the air of menace and standoff twixt me and the CofS, laughed merrily at my misfortune and whistled loudly and gleefully as he waltzed down the path to his truck. Simou, who should have at least threatened to assist in raising the 'Man from DHLs' vocal range, merely looked on with that resigned look that is so Rotweillian and prepared for (yet) another night in the cooler. So thats where we're at as Festool customers tonight ie in deep doodo.
Luckily, we have a hidden bottle of Lagavulin which has a label on it saying " For Use in Emergencies Only" so I have declared the shed an Emergency Area. We bid you all a good night from Wales.
On reflection, and warmed by a sniffter or three, I do think I have probably misread the raison d'etre for the thread. But when brains were handed out I was at least four paces behind my trusty mate ;D